Night Owl Cards

His majesty, King Night Owl I, having been proclaimed Blog Of The Year for a third time, hereby recognizes on this third day of the third month, the glory bestowed upon his kingdom in the form of cards presented by contest operator Jaybarkerfan's Junk . Let it be recorded that these cards are hereby declared spoils of a rightful and just third straight victory, and while it has come to His Majesty's attention that other non-Blog Of The Year persons have received similar stacks of cards of less-royal variety, be it known that these are the true rewards for having composed royal words upon a royal blog.  Let it also be known that the following stack arrived at the royal palace: Upon His Majesty's command, His Majesty's royal slaves examined, handled and even consumed portions of the card stack to ensure that no attempt had been made to poison His Majesty or overthrow the throne. His Majesty is greatly pleased to pronounce that only six royal slaves succu...