One of these days, I should write a post that doesn't contain the words "Allen & Ginter." This was going to be that post until I saw this : I MUST HAVE THIS CARD!!! I will KILL for this card. Well, not kill, like people or animals or anything. But I will kill bugs for this card. That's right, send me this card and I'll kill all the insect pests you like. I know how some of my female readers (and a few male ones) detest those crawly thousand-leg creatures that scoot out from under the couch when it's quiet and dark. I'll even kill those. I'll literally come to your home, camp out and wait until night falls, and then ... OK, my wife might have a problem with that. I mean, who is going to kill bugs when I'm not there? But rest assured, if you send me this card, not a single arachnid will be safe on my very own property. (Besides, I hear owls love bugs). Seriously, get in touch with me if you want to send me this card. I...
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