1. Dennis Eckersley Reason: Ladyfriend asked to borrow his Joan Jett album. Said she'd give it back. 2. Dwight Evans Reason: Beautiful women can too both weld and strip. 3. Paul Moskau Reason: Just because hamburgers are square doesn't mean they're old-fashioned. 4. Jose Oquendo Reason: Went to 14 different toy stores, not a single Cabbage Patch Kid or Care Bear. 5. Greg Minton Reason: WHAT did that asshole just say? 6. Carlton Fisk Reason: If that kid with the boom box walks past my house one more time ... 7. Dave McKay Reason: You have to eat like 70 of those Chicken Nuggets to feel full. 8. Pat Sheridan Reason: Hey, did you just make fun of my Moonwalk? 9. Andre Dawson Reason: Expos won't let him play the part of B.A. Baracus on the A-Team. 10. Warren Brusstar Reason: Just punched someone who said "Cannonball Run" was stupid. 11. Gorman Thomas Reason: The body wasn&#
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