Thursday, March 10, 2011

A real reason to open Opening Day


I have never purchased Topps Opening Day with any sense of urgency. In fact, any pack of Opening Day that I've ever bought has come with a customary sigh.

(*sigh* well, there's nothing else here. I guess I'll see what Opening Day looks like this year. *sigh*)

But this year is different.

This year there is actually something I want in Opening Day. Something I NEED very badly. I wrote about it already. But if you're allergic to clicking on links, here is the image.


I MUST acquisition these cards. Not only is it an entire insert set devoted to night cards (I think the last was the Upper Deck Vintage set from earlier this century), but the cards glow in the dark. Topps certainly knows how to make Night Owl happy.

But the only way I was assured of getting one of these cards in my first purchase of Opening Day packs is by buying a blaster. I know that some friendly collectors will send me these cards when they have one to spare, but I need to have one NOW.

So, I grabbed a box of Tiny Tim for a mere $9.99 and prepared to secure my first Under the Lights card. Just to be safe, I looked at the odds on the box before buying it. Odds on the Lights cards are 1 in 9 packs. There are 11 packs in a box (or, as Topps prefers to say it, "10 plus 1"), so I've got me a glowy glow worm night card for sure.

And, what the hell, let's see what else is in one of these things.

PACK 1


#57 - Zack Greinke

Ah, yes, photoshopped uniforms is the domain of Opening Day. This one isn't too bad. Topps even got the uniform number correct.

#70 - Freddie Freeman


#TTOD - Desmond Jennings

Opening Day has exclusive Toppstown cards?

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Uh oh ...


#UL-1 Joe Mauer

Well, that certainly killed the suspense, didn't it? Fourth card in the box.

Excuse me for a moment. I must place this card under an energy-efficient bulb and shut myself in a closet. I'll be right back ...

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Back. The card definitely glows in the dark. All of Mauer glows. The stadium lights glow. The bottom name plate glows. The Topps logo glows. The "Stadium Lights" heading glows.

But you've got to put it under a light or it won't perform like a monkey for you.


That's the back. I just love me some night game statistics.

OK.

I think I've gotten what I came for. Do I need to go on with the rest of the blaster?

Yes?

Oh, all right. I'll do the whole thing. But it won't be pretty. There are Giants and Yankees and presidents all over this thing. Prepare the gag reflex.

#155 - Cole Hamels
#145 - Ubaldo Jimenez


#218 - Ryan Howard

I suppose I'll use Howard here to go over the "finer points" of Opening Day. Just like last year, the only switch Topps has made between OD and the base set is the Opening Day logo and the lack of foil. If there were no Under the Lights cards in the set, I'd be bitching about how that's not enough of a change to encourage people to buy this set. But me and Topps are best buds with the whole nighty night cards thing.

Oh, and the OD logo is different. Whatever.

PACK 2

#126 - Brian Duensing
#54 - Ian Stewart
#46 - Yadier Molina


#SC-15 Superstar Celebrations. A-Rod. It's really more of a photo of Derek Jeter. Regardless, I want it out of my collection.

#142 - C.J. Wilson

#152 - Mark Reynolds

Photoshopped as a Baltimorian.

#205 - Carlos Quentin

PACK 3

#119 - Alexei Ramirez
#91 - Andres Torres


#35 - Vladimir Guerrero. Still a Ranger.


#41 - Aubrey Huff, blue parallel.

OK, I take back every nice thing I said about Topps because I know they intentionally placed this card in my blaster. I know it was on purpose. I know they followed me to Target and used whatever mind-control device they have to convince me to select this particular blaster. I know Topps is having a good laugh about this because I hate the Giants, I hate Huff and his disturbing thong, and I can't even trade it because NOBODY LIKES THE GIANTS. I guess it's chew toy material.


Spot the Error #8 Buster Posey.

More Giants. Third one in this pack.

I'm terrible at this error-spotting business, which is not good because I kind of spot errors for a living. The other side of the card is the same as the front. So I don't know if it's a "what's different about this picture" error or just simply an error in the photo. If you see something askew, shout it out.

#187 - Brandon Phillips

#174 - Buster Posey

Fourth Giant in the pack. That is so, so wrong. And look at that tiny rookie cup buzzing around Posey like a gnat. You need glasses to see it.

PACK 4

#13 - Carl Crawford

Photoshopper had a bad day on this one.

#92 - Nick Markakis
#3 - John Lester


#M-2 Braves Mascot "Homer."

I didn't know the Braves had a mascot. The back basically says that "Homer" looks identical to Mr. Met or Mr. Red, except for the very important addition of eye-black.


#163 - Chad Billingsley

Oh, thank goodness, a Dodger. I suppose this is what Billingsley's Series 2 card will look like, except all foiled up.

#183 - Jacoby Ellsbury
#190 - Elvis Andrus

PACK 5

#84 - Brian Matusz

#64 - Miguel Tejada

More photoshop work for Miggy. He's never looked worse.

#78 - Garrett Jones

#PFP-5 Tricky Dick.

I have no interest in these cards. I know there are political fans out there. I'll be happy to ship this off.

#153 - Kendry Morales
#140 - Derek Jeter
#216 - Jose Reyes

PACK 6

#67 - Johnny Cueto
#11 - Jaime Garcia
#90 - Chase Utley


#SC-23 Superstar Celebrations - Ryan Braun.

He's the guy on the left. Again, not really central to the photo.


#154 - Dan Haren

Photoshopped as an Angel. This guy sure does change teams a lot.

#148 - Kevin Youkilis
#143 - Jeremy Guthrie

PACK 7

#80 - Jeremy Hellickson
#94 - Jimmy Rollins
#14 - Ben Zobrist


#M-23 Rangers Captain


#ODS-1 Roy Halladay

These are 1 every 12 packs. I guess they continue the 20/20 theme from last year's Topps, but they look more like Sportflics to me. Halladay hops from one side of the card to the other when you tilt it.

#210 - Drew Stubbs
#200 - Robinson Cano

PACK 8

#100 - Miguel Cabrera
#24 - Andrew Cashner
#79 - Heath Bell


#10 - Spot the Error, Derek Jeter

I think the marquee says "Welcom to Yankee Stadium," leaving out the "E." Is that the error?.

#191 - Corey Hart
#172 - Jorge Posada
#164 - Grady Sizemore

PACK 9


#104 - Victor Martinez

Magically turned into a Tiger

#81 - Jay Bruce


#3 - Jon Lester, blue parallel

Doesn't make up for the Huff card, but it'll come in handy.


#SC-8 Superstar Celebrations Vladimir Guerrero.

Easy, Vladdy!

#144 - Brett Gardner


#159 - Dan Uggla, as a Brave

#150 - Matt Cain

PACK 10

#1 - Carlos Gonzalez
#103 - Jose Bautista
#27 - Andrew McCutchen


#PFP-7 Dubya.

I think Play at the Plate wants this card.

#170 - Logan Morrison
#179 - Prince Fielder
#194 - Delmon Young

PACK 11

#45 - Desmond Jennings
#43 - Jered Weaver
#120 - Roy Halladay

#M-12 Royals Mascot, Sluggerr

He has a crown for a head. That is a little disturbing.

#212 - Vernon Wells
#138 - Chris Young
#156 - Ryan Zimmerman

All right, I've determined it was totally unnecessary for me to continue after Pack 1. Nothing but discouragement and Giants the rest of the way.

I will have to rely on getting the rest of the Under the Lights cards through blog trades, because I won't be purchasing more than a couple of packs of Opening Day the rest of the way.

It's funny how a blaster will dampen your enthusiasm, even after you get the card you want.

So, let's all look at the Under the Lights card again.


Totally worth the $9.99.

24 comments:

  1. Blowout delivered my box of Opening Day today. I've only opened the first few packs, but I'll share on my blog whatever Under the Lights cards I pull. If I get any dups I'll send them your way.

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  2. I've got A-Fraud (#4) and Miguel Cabrera (#5). Send me your address. I'll be posting my want list shortly.

    Plus, how can you not love Opening Day? There's no foil! It's the perfect set!

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  3. The marquee in the Jeter card can't be the error because the "E" in Welcome is actually there.

    Oh, and could Hamels, Utley, and Bruce eventually find their way to my pile if you have no other use for 'em?

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  4. Well, Greg, you've solved the mystery.

    The reverse side of the card does NOT show the "E," so the concept of the card IS that the picture on the front and the picture on the back is different in one specific way. I must've scanned the opposite side by mistake.

    For your assistance, you win yourself Hamels, Utley and Bruce Opening Day cards.

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  5. You noticed lots of Giants in the pack I noticed 5 Red Sox. One of which is a parallel. I hope the blasters in my new home of Phoenix are as Red Sox loaded as the ones in New York.

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  6. Yay! My small stack of cards grows by three! Oh, and I have a Golden Dodger for you from 2010 Topps. I think you once said you wanted them all.

    I think.

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  7. Yes yes yes. Play at the Plate does want that card (actually, I just spoke with him and he will take any and all president cards). Also, how did someone not die in that Vlady flyby? He's a big dude and I wouldn't want to be looking up at him leaping onto the pile. By the way, my morning post will be about a trip to my LCS to finish up your prize.

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  8. Vladdy landed on top of Colby Lewis. Impressive because Colby's a big dude.

    moe.

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  9. I'll be happy to take any unwanted Yankees off your hands.

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  10. Can I get in on these and get Homer and Uggla off of you?

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  11. Eugh, that's a shoddy Photoshop of Mark Reynolds. They didn't even bother adding a uniform number under "Baltimore". FWIW, he's now #12.

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  12. Glad you got the card you wanted.

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  13. A lot of you want the same cards, so this is how it's going to go:

    thewritersjourney gets: 14, 24, 67, 80, 94, 100, 138, 140, 142, 144, 145, 148, 150, 152, 153, 154, 156, 164, 170, 172, 174, 179, 183, 187, 190, 191, 194, 200, 205, 210, 212, 216, 218, M-23

    Greg Z. gets: Hamels, Utley and Bruce

    Play at the Plate gets: Nixon, Bush and I'll throw in soaring Vladdy

    The Lost Collector gets: A-Rod Superdoof Celebrations, and the Jeter Spot the Error (sorry, man writersjourney needed a lot of Yanks)

    Derek gets: Uggla, Homer and I'll add Freeman (unfortunately I just sent out your package).

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  14. I have never traded with you, but I would be happy to take the Presidential First Pitch and mascot cards off your hands. I also collect the Indians. Thanks...

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  15. Ooh, I think some of those Stadium Lights cards are going to have to go in the new card display that I've got up in my room. They'll look awesome.

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  16. Thanks Night Owl! I'll be sure to get a package together for you very soon!

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  17. Yep, like writersjourney said, the omission of foil gives these some cred. One of these years, I'll hate the inserts and will just collect the OD set instead so I can read the dang things. This year isn't bad because the name is isolated, but it took me a week or two to realize there was the position below it...

    I'll take Matusz, please!

    Greg A ~ qaplagca@yahoo

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  18. OK, Matusz goes to GCA and the Sluggerr mascot goes to TSHenson (other mascot cards and Indians were taken already)

    TSHenson, send me an email, and I'll see if I have anything else for you.

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  19. Your reaction to the Under the Lights set is my reaction to Mark Reynolds first "Orioles" card. Must get it signed immediately.

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  20. You got Bautista, so the blaster can't have been all bad... :)

    The glow-in-the-dark Mauer is very cool. Congrats!

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  21. Heck if you are dibbing them out I'll take the 2 regular Red Sox and the Blue Lester that haven'tvbeenvpromised already.

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  22. I wouldn't mind taking those dreaded Giants off your hands, can send some Dodgers cards back your way if you are interested.

    LMK.

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  23. Ho-ly crap. A Giants fan.

    Send me an email and I'll load you up with Giants cards.

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