Night Owl Cards

So, I was wandering through the blogs this afternoon as is my custom. It's a happy little time, devoid of worries or aggravations. It is a time when the sun always shines, purple bunnies hop through the meadow behind my backyard, and beautiful music emanates from a perfect blue sky. And then I saw THIS ... WHA??? JACKIE? IN A GIANTS UNIFORM?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! OH THE HORROR!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!! It is my understanding that this monstrosity is one of the cards created for release at the National this summer. Apparently, according to the newsletter released today, they "wondered, what would Jackie have looked like in a Giants uniform and the 2009 National ( Topps ) VIP card of Jackie Robinson answers that question." Well, isn't that lovely. Harmless musing. Mere wondering. How delightful. Should I know about any other horrifying non-existent scenarios that you are scheming to bring to reality under the guise of me...