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Namely, some good folks are getting bipped more than is their fair share. Meanwhile, others are escaping without so much as a single bip.
I call injustice.
I don't have the cards to go cardboard vigilante and distribute bippings to all who need them, but I do plan to Rectify The Situation in my own little way very soon.
Meanwhile, I will entertain you with my second, yes, SECOND bipping. Otherwise known as "bippage."
These came from the appropriately named Wicked One down south. He cheers for a team wearing turquoise. Yeah, he's got his own problems, so he's taking it out on others:
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What? That's not all?
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So, yeah, 15 Dontrelle Willis cards.
And it's Bowman again. Why is it always Bowman? Is it the alliteration? A Bowman Bipping? A Black Border Bowman Bipping? You people don't have enough to do.
Plus, there were TWO limericks. Because The Don somehow knew that I've been bipped TWICE.
Here's one of them:
"There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he was treated unfair,
Then Manny got caught,
And Juany got hot,
So Colletti traded him for a new player"
Great. A Ned Colletti sucks limerick.
Harsh.
OK, where's my torch and pitchfork? I have work to do.
Comments
I wish that line was short enough to be a fantasy baseball team name.