
Albert (stilted, forceful and spunky): There's an opening for you now at Yale!
Herzog (classically dismissive): Well, Marv, now you're trying to be funny, and I don't think that's funny.
End of interview.
If I knew what ROTFLMAO meant at the time, I would have said it. Because I was doing it.
Now, as of today, Whitey Herzog has a title more prestigious than "President of Yale" or even "Member of Baseball's A-Team." He is a Baseball Hall of Famer.
Congrats to the White Rat, even if he didn't know when to relieve Atlee Hammaker in the 1983 All-Star Game.
Comments
Is that what happened in 1997?
According to wikipedia, the wellspring of all true knowledge, he plead guilty to misdemeanor assault and battery charges.
"Albert was given a 12-month suspended sentence and ordered to only announce play-by-play for the Los Angeles Clippers."
That sounds pretty harsh.