I do indeed have no energy left, therefore you must look at the next cards I'm going to order through the Diamond Giveaway that I said I was finished with just a mere few days ago ... so there

Card #1:

I am now CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to complete the always-planned-but-much-procrastinated trifecta of Best Glasses In The History Of Baseball Cards posts. (Post 1, Post 2). Once I received this card, I fully expect it to win the third and final countdown. If it doesn't, it means I have either gone on an online frenzy to find other freakishly bespectacled ballplayers, or I particularly hate the Braves on that specific day.

Card #2:

Look! Curt Motton is wearing a cap with a refrigerator magnet "M" taped to it!

What?

That's an airbrush job?

Well, OK.

But I liked it better when I thought he was wearing a refrigerator magnet on his cap.


Card #3:

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...

There is no card number 3. I'm sick of paying shipping.

But now you know why I must order these two cards.

And THEN I'll be done.