Saturday, October 31, 2015

Welcome to my nightmare


Tonight, when tiny costumed villains and princesses are just beginning to fill the streets of my neighborhood, I will leave the house -- and a few bowls of candy treats -- to go to work.

When I arrive home again, long after the little kiddies are sound asleep, I will search out those bowls of sugar joy and arrive upon ...

One single remaining piece of Laffy Taffy ...


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I'll open the refrigerator, pull out the crisper, grab a handful of baby carrots, and head to bed, munching and sobbing.

Welcome to my nightmare.

Happy Halloween.

7 comments:

  1. Halloween candy is on discount at Target today. Buy enough bags of fun sized Snickers and you'll have saved enough for a trip to the card aisle!

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  2. Just play the Alice Cooper LP over and over till it starts skipping on the record player. Never fails to make me happy.

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  3. I thought you said you were no good at Photoshop? Some masterful work here! Scared the crap outta me!

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  4. Doesn't look like Alice is holding onto a mic anymore.

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