Friday, May 15, 2015
12 angry men: early '80s Fleer edition
1. Dennis Eckersley
Reason: Ladyfriend asked to borrow his Joan Jett album. Said she'd give it back.
2. Dwight Evans
Reason: Beautiful women can too both weld and strip.
3. Paul Moskau
Reason: Just because hamburgers are square doesn't mean they're old-fashioned.
4. Jose Oquendo
Reason: Went to 14 different toy stores, not a single Cabbage Patch Kid or Care Bear.
5. Greg Minton
Reason: WHAT did that asshole just say?
6. Carlton Fisk
Reason: If that kid with the boom box walks past my house one more time ...
7. Dave McKay
Reason: You have to eat like 70 of those Chicken Nuggets to feel full.
8. Pat Sheridan
Reason: Hey, did you just make fun of my Moonwalk?
9. Andre Dawson
Reason: Expos won't let him play the part of B.A. Baracus on the A-Team.
10. Warren Brusstar
Reason: Just punched someone who said "Cannonball Run" was stupid.
11. Gorman Thomas
Reason: The body wasn't supposed to wash up on shore.
12. Davey Lopes
Reason: Dammit! I AM smiling!
OK, some of these guys look merely perturbed. But there is no "12 Perturbed Men".