Friday, May 15, 2015

12 angry men: early '80s Fleer edition

1. Dennis Eckersley

Reason: Ladyfriend asked to borrow his Joan Jett album. Said she'd give it back.

2. Dwight Evans

Reason: Beautiful women can too both weld and strip.

3. Paul Moskau

Reason: Just because hamburgers are square doesn't mean they're old-fashioned.

4. Jose Oquendo

Reason: Went to 14 different toy stores, not a single Cabbage Patch Kid or Care Bear.

5. Greg Minton

Reason: WHAT did that asshole just say?

6. Carlton Fisk

Reason: If that kid with the boom box walks past my house one more time ... 

7. Dave McKay

Reason: You have to eat like 70 of those Chicken Nuggets to feel full.

8. Pat Sheridan

Reason: Hey, did you just make fun of my Moonwalk?

9. Andre Dawson

Reason: Expos won't let him play the part of B.A. Baracus on the A-Team.

10. Warren Brusstar

Reason: Just punched someone who said "Cannonball Run" was stupid.

11. Gorman Thomas

Reason: The body wasn't supposed to wash up on shore.

12. Davey Lopes

Reason: Dammit! I AM smiling!

OK, some of these guys look merely perturbed. But there is no "12 Perturbed Men".


  1. For Gorman Thomas, that look is positively giddy.

  2. Eckersley looks like somebody woke him up too early - like noon after a long night out. I am not sure on Minton - he looks like a guy trying to look angry, but he doesn't know how to.

  3. The Greg Minton card/caption is my favorite.

  4. The Top 3 Captions that made me chuckle:

    #1 Gorman Thomas
    #2 Davey Lopes
    #3 Greg Minton

    Honorable Mention: Jose Oquendo

    Great post Mr. Owl!

  5. Love it!

    In the same vein: