Friday, May 15, 2015

12 angry men: early '80s Fleer edition


1. Dennis Eckersley

Reason: Ladyfriend asked to borrow his Joan Jett album. Said she'd give it back.



2. Dwight Evans

Reason: Beautiful women can too both weld and strip.



3. Paul Moskau

Reason: Just because hamburgers are square doesn't mean they're old-fashioned.



4. Jose Oquendo

Reason: Went to 14 different toy stores, not a single Cabbage Patch Kid or Care Bear.



5. Greg Minton

Reason: WHAT did that asshole just say?



6. Carlton Fisk

Reason: If that kid with the boom box walks past my house one more time ... 



7. Dave McKay

Reason: You have to eat like 70 of those Chicken Nuggets to feel full.



8. Pat Sheridan

Reason: Hey, did you just make fun of my Moonwalk?



9. Andre Dawson

Reason: Expos won't let him play the part of B.A. Baracus on the A-Team.



10. Warren Brusstar

Reason: Just punched someone who said "Cannonball Run" was stupid.



11. Gorman Thomas

Reason: The body wasn't supposed to wash up on shore.



12. Davey Lopes

Reason: Dammit! I AM smiling!


OK, some of these guys look merely perturbed. But there is no "12 Perturbed Men".

5 comments:

  1. For Gorman Thomas, that look is positively giddy.

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  2. Eckersley looks like somebody woke him up too early - like noon after a long night out. I am not sure on Minton - he looks like a guy trying to look angry, but he doesn't know how to.

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  3. The Greg Minton card/caption is my favorite.

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  4. The Top 3 Captions that made me chuckle:

    #1 Gorman Thomas
    #2 Davey Lopes
    #3 Greg Minton

    Honorable Mention: Jose Oquendo

    Great post Mr. Owl!

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  5. Love it!

    In the same vein:
    http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/January-28-2012-19-08-38-KsGcv.gif

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